- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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