- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

general tso's broccoli

Matt is not funny.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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