- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

1+1 =? Too

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Today is May 18 2016.