- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

A seal walks into a club.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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