How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Women.

Dogs in my home.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Nicolas Cage

IU football

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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