i can't stand cripple jokes

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Does this napkin chloroform?

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why? Whats wrong?

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

A baby seal walks into a club.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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