Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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