What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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