Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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knock knock come in

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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