Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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