Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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