- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My pet rock died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Black History Month

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

I'm a raging homosexual.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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