what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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i like tits

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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obama's promises

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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