Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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DON"T READ THIS!

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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women's rights.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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