What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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