- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

i like tits

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

obama's promises

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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