Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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The Holocaust.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Welcome to die!

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Yo mamas so fat

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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