Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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kevin kim

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Yes.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Hello

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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i like pie.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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