- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Women's rights.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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