Women have the right to vote.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

47

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

your father died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

I have two hands. Some people dont.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...