- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

i love huge wieners.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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