- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Woman's Rights

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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