Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Shit!

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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