Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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fack me!

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Shit!

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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