Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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asian, do math

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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women's rights.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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