- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Are you Drew?

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Knock, knock. answers door

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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