- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Not Steve Jobs

What just hit my face? The floor

Sac

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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