- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

you just contradicted yourself.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

miley cyrus

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??