Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

a man walks into a prostitute.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What causes floods? Too much water.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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