- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

An atheist walks into a church

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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