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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Woman's rights.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Woman's rights.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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