How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Anti Joke

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