- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your time.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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