- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Wade

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

a man walks into a prostitute.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

If life throws you melons... ouch

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