- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

The Game.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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