what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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liam buchan is gay !

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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