- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

knock knock come in

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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