- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

skurfboards we love fat kids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Male penises.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Straight men can be bronies.

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