- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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