- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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