- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Punch line.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Ted Haggard.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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