- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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