You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Yes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

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