What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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your mother hates you

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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