- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

what do you watch ? a tv

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

An atheist walks into a church

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