What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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