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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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