What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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you will now laugh.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Yes!

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