- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Straight men can be bronies.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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