muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Michael Castillo is gay

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What's the difference between a duck?

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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