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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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asian, do math

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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women's rights.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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