Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Zach Barlow

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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THE GAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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