No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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bob saget

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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