I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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