- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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