- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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