- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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