why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

knock knock!! kanye west

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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