- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

This is an anti-joke.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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