- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

knock knock!! kanye west

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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