why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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