- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Stephen Walking.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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