- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

how do you confuse a blond?

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.