- Anti Joke

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

how do you confuse a blond?