The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Emily Brunelle is skinny

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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