How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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