- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Penis

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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