- Anti Joke

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

KKK

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table