- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

The Braves win the N.L. east

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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