- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

How old is victor? Old

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

all these jokes suck ass

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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