Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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