A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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BenWuzHear

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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