How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What's worse than cancer? Death.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

The weels on the bus go...flat

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

a ginger has a soul

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