- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Penal Dysfunction

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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