Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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what happens during a climax apples

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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