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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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