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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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