- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

knock knock who's there aids

Worst joke ever

Vagina ass.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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