- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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