- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's sports.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Your time.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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