- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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