What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Chicken

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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fart+fart=poop

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sarah taylor

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

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