- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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