- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What is 8 times 4? 32

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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