- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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