- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Yes.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

connor sucks

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

vbh

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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