Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Civil Rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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obama's promises

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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