Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Your mother is a man.

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What's 4+7 47

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Facebook...

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Women's rights

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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