this is gay

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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dislike this...please.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Hey, Max!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Black History Month

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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