Why? Because!

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

drake

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

PUDDING

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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