What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Women's rights.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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