- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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