What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A black guy with his family.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

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