How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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