Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Penis penis poop butt

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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