roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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this is a joke

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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