- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Gays

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

If you are my friend like it!

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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