- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

the cast of the jersey shore

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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