waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

A Jew walks into a Furness

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

This is an anti-joke.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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