Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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