- Anti Joke

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

pickle juice?

Two english guys meet at work

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower