The WNBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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women have rights

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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