Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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:O + :P = 69

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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myspace

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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