- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.