- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What is the difference between a duck?

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Your mom.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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