You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Women's rights.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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