A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A new restaurant KKKcake

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...