Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Society.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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twilight

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Cows go moo.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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