- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Stop being a centipede

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

asian drivers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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