What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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