Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What's up? A direction...

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Spread the net.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Reed is poopin

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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