A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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fack me!

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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