Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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