:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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poop is very very yummy.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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God is real

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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