What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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