whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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hello

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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You

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Please spell dyslexia.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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