Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

I'm a like whore

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Ebola

Reed is poopin

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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