- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Reed is poopin

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Ebola

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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