why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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involved parents.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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