- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Once upon a time.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

what is big and white? the moon

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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