Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Wats a joke?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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