- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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