A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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