- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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