- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

I have a crush on my dad.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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