- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Vagina ass.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Women's Rights.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

How many cows say moo? All of them

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Alex Eggbert

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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