iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Scientology.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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