- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Joe Biden

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What comes after 23? 24.

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