- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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