Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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