how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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