Please spell dyslexia.

69, hahaha

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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