what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

2 women were sitting quietly

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

women playing football?

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Republicans

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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