Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Pickles

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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