What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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twilight

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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