Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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