- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's after 9/11? 9/12

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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