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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niki Minaj's ass

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Farts smell bad!

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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