How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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:O + :P = 69

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Smart Blondes

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Type 2 diabetics

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Watch your lips.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Matt Damon

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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