Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Ham sandwich

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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fabien

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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