How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Kah-________-

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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