A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Video Games

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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