Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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