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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Wats a joke?

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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