Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

I tell an anti joke!.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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