Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Hi my name is Jim

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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