Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Where is my tractor?

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