ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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obama

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Black History Month

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Wheelchair high jump

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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