- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

i love huge wieners.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Farts smell bad!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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