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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

How many dislikes can this get?

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Hippopatomous!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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