- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

I'm gay. No homo.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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