The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Black People.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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whats brown? poop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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