- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

hi. thats what she said.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

How are you? Yes

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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