Wats a joke?

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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