How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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