- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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A jew go out of a bar

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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