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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

dislike this...please.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Chuck norris survived rapture.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

hi. thats what she said.

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