- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Sonic

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Dancing Potatoe!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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