knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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save water shower with friends

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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i love huge wieners.

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Anti Joke

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