What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How did the girl die? 25.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A child with cancer grows up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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