What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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guess what chicken butt

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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