- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Knock knock Come In.......

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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