- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Women's Rights.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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