Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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