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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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