- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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