- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Your time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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