- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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