- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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