- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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