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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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