Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Flab

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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