- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

I like pom

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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