Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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