- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Obama

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Knock Knock Yes?

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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