Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What just hit my face? The floor

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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