- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Women Voting

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Joay impistato is a fig

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the best part about football The scoring

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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