- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

no

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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