- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Where's my tractor?

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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