- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Women's rights.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Ouch.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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