What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Thanks

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

thumb_up thumb_down +13

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops