What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Comedy.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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