- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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