- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

69, hahaha

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

I'm a like whore

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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