What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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