God bless America, and no where else.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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