- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What did the clock say? The time.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!