Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

You just won the game...

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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