What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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