No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Homework.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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