- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

womens rights to vote

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Hey, we're both lawyers.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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