whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What did the clock say? The time.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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