Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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what is big and white? the moon

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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c+t+c?

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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