What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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