What's 9+10=? 19

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Homework.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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