whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Nice weather we're having.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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